
On Thursday my grandson returned home from school with big news. His teacher had been away and his class had had a substitute teacher.
Being in grade one this was the first time his teacher had been absent and his first experience with substitute teachers.
My daughter asked him what the teacher had been like. Tim told her she had been nice and had showed them a movie.
My daughter asked about the movie.
"It was a really good movie. This guy had a gun. And these guys were shooting..."

Alarmed my daughter asked what the movie was called, but Tim couldn't remember. It sure didn't sound like an appropriate movie for grade one. So my daughter told him to ask the teacher the next day and if he couldn't remember the title to have the teacher write it down.
When he returned from school on Friday she asked what the movie had been called.
"Peter and the Wolf." he told her. "Why are you laughing mommy?"
Selective attention is a powerful thing.

Happy Mother's Day to Linda:)
I would've been on the crazed side when/if my son would have come home telling me of a movie with guns at school. Your daughter what on the right track by digging further to Tim, and trying to get as much info as she could out of him. Jeeze *what's really going on*, this is nutty, but at the same time, really you here this stuff on the news. I hope you and yours has a wonderful day, take care!
My niece (the eight-year-old) says that if her dad and brother go to see INDIANA JONES AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL she wants to go too--but she and her mommy want to see KUNG FU PANDA instead--
Happy Mother's Day to Linda, your mom and your girls, Anex!
Gloria
Happy Mother's Day to you!
I loved having substitute teachers as well. Usually save me from getting caught without my homework done.
Although there were a few I remember giving a hard time.
That's what my daughter was wondering! Turned out to be the 1940 Walt Disney version of the old Russian master piece designed to teach the sound of musical instruments to children.
She was good to check though.
You no doubt have heard the story of a child in kindergarten who went home and told her mother that the teacher had called her a dirty elephant. The mother became quite irate and made a conference appointment with the teacher to express her feelings. As it turned out, the teacher had told the little girl that she had been a "disturbing element" in the classroom.
ANEX: HELLO. A MOST interesting post!
It is EXACTLY how we elected our last few presidents! AND TallPockets is HOPING that even HE can 'slide in' before they WAKE UP! WINK.
My BEST to you and yours,
TallPockets.
IS IT TOO LATE TO COMMENT???!!!
Just doing my part.
Have a heart
Sending a comment.
(That WAS my comment!)
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Kids are great on their intake and output!
Thanks, I did have a great day with my girls.
Bare Naked Ladies Band? Sounds like the name of one of our local women's softball teams at the beach.
Hey Tall Pockets, what if we invade you guys right after the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup. We'll send in a whole division of red coated Mounties singing "Rosemarie I love You" That will divert everyone's attention from the election, and you can scoot right into the Presidency.!
Then you could give us one weeks worth of what your spending on the Iraq war, which would pay off all our mortgages and we'll go back to being your friendly neighbours again.
Everyone wins!
It was already saved by yesterday's comments.
We got together with our youngest daughter and her family Saturday night. Then Linda and I took our respective mothers out to lunch and a concert at the Scarborough Civic Centre Sunday afternoon and had dinner with my oldest daughter and her family Sunday night. She's expecting a baby girl in September and we had lots of fun trying to coax her choice for a name our of her. Never managed though.
Linda said later that she'd had a great Mothers Day.
Needless to say none of them were bare and none were ladies, or even remotely female.
Story of my luck!
Sometimes you just gotta' say...
What the DUCK!
Well, in any event, the duck was saved...that's all that counts!
m.
Then you could give us one weeks worth of what your spending on the Iraq war, which would pay off all our mortgages and we'll go back to being your friendly neighbours again.
Everyone wins!
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ANEXPLORER:HELLO, again. FIRST, TallPockets has LONG since learned not to count his proverbial chickens BEFORE they hatch! My BELOVED Red Wings have OFTEN disappointed him. Kinda' like how TallPockets disappoints the LADIES, far too often? SIGH.
As for RED COATS? THAT, my DEAR Canadian friend, is what those pesky BRITISH wore in our REVOLUTIONARY War. But, T.P.'s gotta' ADMIT, YOUR mounties look GOOD on them thar HORSES! (So the LADIES around me all say!). WINK.
Instead of 'sliding' in to your MUSICAL number, TallPockets fancies something like George Washington. Getting in a few rowboats with some of his TRUSTY supporters on CHRISTMAS EVE while all are SLEEPING in their beds awaiting Santa's NEXT morning visit.
Of course, that MIGHT not work? TallPockets has been OFTEN told that he's NOT got BOTH 'oars' in the water? SIGH.
Finally and MOST importantly my DEAR CANADIAN FRIEND: Do NOT ever MISTAKE our CURRENT ''FUN BUNCH" administration as REPRESENTATIVE of the MASSES of the bulk of the American People!
WE, the PEOPLE, have ALWAYS been and will ALWAYS be your GOOD FRIENDLY neighbors to the SOUTH!
In fact, in 1976, TallPockets hopped on his 650 Yamaha Motorcyle and entered Canada across the St. Saint Marie bridge and took a one day tour on the KINGS HIGHWAY. GORGEOUS!!
My BEST, TallPockets.