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Oprah

THE FOLLOWING COMMUNICATION TOOK PLACE BETWEEN ANEXPLORER AND (PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATE) TALL POCKETS ON MAY 3, 2008

TALL POCKETS:

At MY age, it's just NICE to see folks ENJOY each other.
Now, WRITE a BOOK on HOW ya' DO it!
Repeat after TallPockets:
"OPRAH! OPRAH! OPRAH!"
WINK.
More than a few pages short of a good novel, yours ....

ANEXPLORER:

You get me a publisher, Tall Pockets, and I'll take his money! With a smile!

TALL POCKETS:

HELLO, again.
Methinks that MISS OPRAH would be MORE than GLAD to PUBLISH ya' herself? .... Or through someone SHE knows? .... After all, she does have the BOOK OF THE MONTH t.v. club, ya' know .... hehehe ....
WRITE on anex!
My BEST,
TallPockets.

TOMORROW, ANEXPLORER FANTASIZES ABOUT WHAT SUCH A MEETING WITH OPRAH MIGHT BE LIKE

oprah

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SMILIN' @ ANEX!!

ONE phrase comes to this old man's mind after seeing the 'illustrative' pic above:

"Oh ye of LITTLE faith". WINK.

DREAM BIG, Anex! DREAM BIG!!

(Btw: TallPocket's ULTIMATE 'fantasy' would be a similar meeting with the LOVELY Miss Halle Berry! As his FIRST LADY in the White House!)

Dream BIG, TallPockets! DREAM BIG!!

WINK.

More than one 'chapter' short of a GOOD book AND awaiting his Magic Carpet Ride on CLOUD NINE, yours ....

TallPockets


 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 4:55 AM




What are you doing up so early, Tall Pockets?

I'm still tweaking my blog into final shape.

Please note the link to your (generous) Date offer now at the bottom of the blog. I'm sure Halle Berry stops by here often.

"First Lady Halle Tall Pockets".

Has a ring to it!
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 5:18 AM




Although I'm of the female persuasion and exclusively hetero, Halle Berry might be the one woman who could make me consider swinging in a different direction. But, I don't know...her man is just as hot! Now, there's an Oprah book club book...Halle, her man and the woman who loves them both! (heck they could even cast Oprah as the actress who plays the woman, she really gushes over Halle when she's a guest on her show).  
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by debbie (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 5:29 AM




"What are you doing up so early, Tall Pockets?

I'm still tweaking my blog into final shape. " (Anexplorer quote above)


ANEXPLORER: HELLO, again! TallPockets lives in Middle American FARM COUNTRY, my friend! So, WE here get up with the ANIMALS most mornings and HOT COFFEE is usually the brew of choice in HIS area/locale.

Now, as for the 'tweaking YOUR blog into final shape' remark of yours above:

Just be GLAD, ANEX, that YOU actually CAN 'tweak' it into SHAPE!

This old man's FEAR is that HIS 'attempt' at a blog will NEVER materialize as such! It reads more like a 'comic' book MOST days. WINK.

My BEST to you and yours,

From the COUNTRY side 'aroma' filled farmland, yours ....

TallPockets.

TallPockets, NOT being a MAN yet, uses TWO fake 'sugar packets' AND some 'coffeemate' powdered cream in HIS coffee. "SIGH"

 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 5:40 AM




BTW ANNEX: TWO things. FIRST, please do NOT mistake my 'animal' comment above in any BAD manner. GRIN.

SECOND, since TallPockets has NO 'roosters' around, HE CROWS out after his FIRST sip of his hot coffee each mornin'!! WINK.

One post short of a full fenced in field yours,

TallPockets.
 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 5:42 AM




"Although I'm of the female persuasion and exclusively hetero, Halle Berry might be the one woman who could make me consider swinging in a different direction. But, I don't know...her man is just as hot!" (DEBBIE above quote) ....

DEBBIE: HELLO! HEY! TallPockets is LOOKIN' for a DATE/FIRST LADY to share his WHITE HOUSE as your PREZ' in '08! (See his recently posted, WIN(?) A DATE WITH TALLPOCKETS at his site!!)

THIS old man TRULY has a HUGE CRUSH on Miss Halle Berry. A friend of his even bought him a PILLOW CASE cover with HER PIC on it! HONEST!! SMILE.

SO, TallPockets now HONESTLY tells folks, "HE SLEEPS with Halle Berry EVERY night!" (Hey, it's NOT a REAL lie, ya' know???). WINK.

On a more 'serious' note regarding Miss Halle's NEW 'beau' ....

Here's HOPIN' that THIS man(?) treats her FAR BETTER than some of her PREVIOUS ones!

ONE beat her (David Justice - Ex Major League baseball player) to the point she almost committed 'suicide' and the last 'singer' HUNK type CHEATED on HER ALL the time and claimed he had a 'SEXUAL ADDICTION'!

SAY WHAT? YOU are WITH HALLE BERRY??? .... and you NEED to CHEAT with SOMEONE ELSE??? .... '

WHO is BETTER than HALLE BERRY to BE with? .... DUH!! .... (THIS guy sounds like TRUE PRESIDENTIAL material!?). SMILE.


My BEST to you and yours,

TallPockets.
 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 5:47 AM




Now there's a book I'd read!  
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:24 AM




You're blog's hilarious, Tall Pockets!  
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:25 AM




Ya, I thought I heard something crowing in the distance Tall Pockets! Man, you sure love your coffee!  
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:27 AM




I will vote for Tall Pockets.
Halle Berry is hot.
Did you see her in Gothica?
She had to take on an angry ghost.
I had to ask myself at the end, why did the ghost feel it needed to kick her butt, I think she would have listened if she had just tapped her on the shoulder and explained it all.
 
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 11:29 AM




Hi Whispered,

Yes I did see Gothica, but, of course, I remember Halle Berry best from that James Bond movie where she was rising out of the sea in that tiny little bikini.

If I were a ghost I would definitely tap her on the shoulder!

 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 11:56 AM




Between you, TP and indian, I've laughed the most in the last ten minutes that I've laughed in a week! Thanks to all of you!

PS I agree with Debbie. Halle Berry would definitely be my girl crush.
 
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by Fairweather Lewis (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 3:23 PM




Uh huh, Like Beowulf and Angelina Jolie.
Yup. Men.
 
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:08 PM




For reasons completely unfathomable to me, Mrs. Anexplorer had no interest in seeing Beowulf or more of Angelina Jolie that she ever thought possible (and with a tail!). So we passed up going. I think we saw Across the Universe instead.

Women are so hard to understand sometimes!
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:18 PM




Oh Mrs Anexplorer made me laugh.
I just purchased Across the Universe. It looks good.
I like folk lore, and midevil movies, that was my attraction, in the end the movie humored me of men.
 
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 6:46 PM




Hi Anex,
Boy it sounds like you and the others have had a good time over here today.lol I have laughed MY ass off as well, stop by and have a sit at the beach, the views are GREAT!
 
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by Crone (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 7:19 PM




Barry,

I think you have a better chance of being an Oprah book of the month than Tall Pockets has of marrying Halle Berry ... No offense TP, but I think you'd have to win the White House first!


Hugggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor
 
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by kktaylorcc (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 9:52 PM




Really glad you had a great laugh Crone!

I haven't stopped laughing myself!
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 10:40 PM




"You have a better chance of being an Oprah book of the month than Tall Pockets has of marrying Halle Berry."

Lets see, my chances are zero, so that makes TPs chances with Halle Berry...uh, can you have less than zero?
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 10:43 PM




 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 12:03 AM




I'm speechless. Take advantage of it.  
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by HeatherScot (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 12:09 AM




I thought I detected a decline in the background decibel level of the Universe, Heather.



So that was just you being speechless?
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 7:50 AM




Too funny!!! I might just send his link to some of my single friends, did it say how tall he is??? ha ha  
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by Bohemian (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 4:57 PM




I think he's tall enough to know better, but that's about all I know.

But, what the heck, the President can probably afford lifts for his shoes!
 
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by Anexplorer (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 7, 2008 @ 5:24 PM




''Barry,

I think you have a better chance of being an Oprah book of the month than Tall Pockets has of marrying Halle Berry ... No offense TP, but I think you'd have to win the White House first!


Hugggggggggggggggggz,
Taylor''

KK/TAYLOR: "Et TU, dear Taylor?" WINK.
 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 8, 2008 @ 10:52 AM




''Too funny!!! I might just send his link to some of my single friends, did it say how tall he is??? ha ha


by Bohemian"


BOHEMIAN: HELLO. How TALL is he? TallPockets doesn't care about HEIGHT, kind soul.

He operates on the philosophy, "It's NOT the ''SIZE'' of the ''WAND'' but the ''MAGIC'' in it!". WINK.

My BEST to you and yours,

TallPockets.
 
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by TallPockets For Prez 2008 (PM , CC ) on Thursday May 8, 2008 @ 10:56 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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